johnnylurg's definitions

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011

bum candy

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011

Judean slip

A comment made by a secretly Jewish person which reveals their Jewishness.

Many white supremacists dedicatedly waited for Robin Williams to utter a Judean slip, but the day never came.

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

Easy Eden

AKA Sleazy Eden, a paradise for the promiscuous, a hell for those who aren't.

Also known simply as The Garden!

Person #1: What do they think they're doing? This is Huntington Beach (or virtually any other town), not some Easy Eden!
Person #2: What's the difference?

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009