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hot shit

a slang term for semen, coined because a) semen has an extremely warm temperature upon ejaculation b) semen is emitted in response to the physically attractive or "hot."

while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
"Jennifer didn't even hesitate to lick my hot shit off her luscious lips."
by JohnnyLurg September 20, 2012
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bum candy

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?
by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011
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Judean slip

A comment made by a secretly Jewish person which reveals their Jewishness.
Many white supremacists dedicatedly waited for Robin Williams to utter a Judean slip, but the day never came.
by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013
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Easy Eden

AKA Sleazy Eden, a paradise for the promiscuous, a hell for those who aren't.

Also known simply as The Garden!
Person #1: What do they think they're doing? This is Huntington Beach (or virtually any other town), not some Easy Eden!
Person #2: What's the difference?
by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009
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