johnnylurg's definitions

no bi

The bisexual equivalent to "no homo," used in rare cases.

"Johnny, Judy, you both look so irresistibly delectable in those outfits! No bi, hehehe."

by JohnnyLurg March 22, 2012

orgasm eyes

when your eyes look like you are having an orgasm. coined by Stewie Griffin in the Family Guy episode "The Blind Side."

Stewie: 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm dancing from my vagina, 1, 2, 3, 4, I'm grinding, I'm grinding. Orgasm eyes, orgasm eyes, and we're done.

by JohnnyLurg January 31, 2012

lunch style

having sex while using saran wrap in place of a condom. coined by The Simpsons creator Matt Groening in his comic strip Life in Hell.

Lacking any Coney Island whitefish, Brenda and Eddie impulsively decided to do it lunch style. Both of them would later regret the decision, for different reasons.

by JohnnyLurg December 31, 2011

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011

'tude

Attitude. One of many things that the Amish don't have.

"An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of."
-Weird Al Yankovic, "Amish Paradise"

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

dr. j

slang term for a joint

"Roll me a dr. j."

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

biter

Somebody who bites the penis while giving oral sex.

"I said suck the motherfucker, you bitin' it, shit!"
-N.W.A., "Just Don't Bite It," an anti-biter anthem.

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011