dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 21, 2011

harsh realm

bummer

GUY #1: I got rejected by five girls in one night.
GUY #2: harsh realm, dude!

by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011

whatsit

A slang term for feces, which originated in Homestar Runner as a euphemism for the substance that The Poopsmith shovels.

"I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!" -The King of Town

by JohnnyLurg March 15, 2011

FOALMB

An acronym for "Fuck Off And Let Me Be."

"FOALMB once, shame on you."
-George W. Bush, misusing this term.

by JohnnyLurg September 07, 2013

kickers

heavy boots

many people in Seattle wear kickers

by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011

approval hating

The act of being well-liked but not realizing that in the slightest.

Sometimes an approval hating
Will demolish one's approval rating.
-A future poet laureate.

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2008