johnnylurg's definitions

duck joke

A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.

Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

steez

fine uncut Turkish hashish

all I wanted was some steez

by JohnnyLurg August 10, 2012

Floodies

people who bought Flood as their first They Might Be Giants album.

"Oh you're one of those Floodies, huh? I'm a Lincolnite."

by JohnnyLurg October 14, 2011

anti-Amish

Against simplicity and minimalism. Being anti-Amish can be good, but it can also lead one to overlook the genius of Charles Bukowski and The Mountain Goats.

"Until I stop recording my cassettes with a ten year old boom box, I'm just never going to win over the anti-Amish demographic."
-John Darnielle

by JohnnyLurg August 1, 2011

poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.

Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!

by JohnnyLurg May 11, 2010

harsh realm

bummer

GUY #1: I got rejected by five girls in one night.
GUY #2: harsh realm, dude!

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011