Definitions by johnnylurg

borno

slang for "born-again Christian"

"Ned Flanders is such a borno!"
-Homer J. Simpson

borno by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011

anti-Amish 

Against simplicity and minimalism. Being anti-Amish can be good, but it can also lead one to overlook the genius of Charles Bukowski and The Mountain Goats.

"Until I stop recording my cassettes with a ten year old boom box, I'm just never going to win over the anti-Amish demographic."
-John Darnielle

anti-Amish by JohnnyLurg August 1, 2011

TV Tropes

A notably addictive wiki where thousands of tropes and idioms throughout creative works are collected, defined, and expanded. Though it originally only focused on tropes within television shows (hence the name), it now covers literature, comic books, anime, manga, western animation, video games, film, webcomics, web animation, music, and others. Unlike Wikipedia (which "tropers" call "The Other Wiki"), there is no such thing as notability on TV Tropes.

TV Tropes will ruin your life.

TV Tropes by JohnnyLurg April 4, 2011

whatsit

A slang term for feces, which originated in Homestar Runner as a euphemism for the substance that The Poopsmith shovels.

"I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!" -The King of Town

whatsit by JohnnyLurg March 31, 2011

artistic differences 

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

artistic differences by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

yeller

tragically dead, like the dog Old Yeller

Gary Coleman is yeller

yeller by JohnnyLurg July 9, 2010

poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.

Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!

poorformance by JohnnyLurg May 11, 2010