johnnylurg's definitions

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

whatsit

A slang term for feces, which originated in Homestar Runner as a euphemism for the substance that The Poopsmith shovels.

"I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!" -The King of Town

by JohnnyLurg March 31, 2011

bound-and-hagged

staying home on Friday or Saturday night

"after I move out of my parents' house, I'll never be bound-and-hagged again!"

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

social Kenny

Someone whose popularity keeps dying and reappearing, much like Kenny McCormick from "South Park."

"I wonder how that social Kenny's gonna die next!"

Social Stan: OMG, they socially killed Social Kenny....

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

outside

the word that surfers yell when huge waves are coming out.

"Well we get on our boards and we paddle out
And we talk surfer clout 'cuz it's got lotsa clout (with the chicks!)
And we watch Pat get a bitchin' ride
And then another dumb surfer yells OUTSIDE!"
--The Ziggens, Outside!

by JohnnyLurg June 19, 2012

yen

slang for American money despite meaning Japanese currency, used by many young Americans

"Yo Skeeter, give me all your yen! I need to buy some Nic-Nacs!"
"Tough luck, Roger, I spent my last cent o' yen on a Beets bootleg at Honker Music Shoppe."
"Aww man!"

by JohnnyLurg September 19, 2012

wack slacks

old ripped jeans

don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011