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by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009
Get the approval hating mug.Gary Coleman is yeller
by JohnnyLurg July 9, 2010
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Get the bound-and-hagged mug.A slang term for feces, which originated in Homestar Runner as a euphemism for the substance that The Poopsmith shovels.
"I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!" -The King of Town
by JohnnyLurg March 31, 2011
Get the whatsit mug.a slang term for semen, coined because a) semen has an extremely warm temperature upon ejaculation b) semen is emitted in response to the physically attractive or "hot."
while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
while not technically shit, semen is still an excretory substance. the only difference is that people are more willing to have semen on their bed than feces.
by JohnnyLurg September 20, 2012
Get the hot shit mug.One of few euphemism for cunt despite being one syllable longer and possibly more offensive as it implies that women will only sexually obey men who give them money.
Mark: "Say, why aren't you with Jennifer?"
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!
by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013
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