'tude

Attitude. One of many things that the Amish don't have.

"An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of."
-Weird Al Yankovic, "Amish Paradise"

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

double jap

A girl who is both Japanese and a Jewish American Princess.

Usually the double jap is only half-Japanese.

by JohnnyLurg October 27, 2012

score

great

"that movie so score"

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

swingin' on the flippity flop

hanging out

GUY #1: What are you up to?
GUY #2: Just swingin' on the flippity flop.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011

dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

rock on

a happy goodbye

GUY #1: I g2g ttyl
GUY #2: rock on!

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011