johnnylurg's definitions

dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

yen

slang for American money despite meaning Japanese currency, used by many young Americans

"Yo Skeeter, give me all your yen! I need to buy some Nic-Nacs!"
"Tough luck, Roger, I spent my last cent o' yen on a Beets bootleg at Honker Music Shoppe."
"Aww man!"

by JohnnyLurg September 19, 2012

rock on

a happy goodbye

GUY #1: I g2g ttyl
GUY #2: rock on!

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

wack slacks

old ripped jeans

don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

dr. j

slang term for a joint

"Roll me a dr. j."

by JohnnyLurg November 23, 2011

no bi

The bisexual equivalent to "no homo," used in rare cases.

"Johnny, Judy, you both look so irresistibly delectable in those outfits! No bi, hehehe."

by JohnnyLurg March 22, 2012

XD

an acronym for the phrase "excellent, dude"

Guy: I finally got a job at the Sizzler!
Ted: XD!

by JohnnyLurg October 25, 2012