johnny's definitions

negro variable

One lone African American in a group of whiteys.

That guy is the negro variable of our math class.

by Johnny December 4, 2003

school

A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.

Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.

by Johnny September 18, 2003

entropicdecay

To be an ignorant prick, with no life.

I'm Brandon, fuck me.

by Johnny July 29, 2003

shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

by Johnny December 20, 2003

niyya

Nigga in censored form. Usually used on rap and hiphop radio stations by DJs and the songs they air which incessantly and repeatedly used the word nigga, like Power 106.

Yooz one dum niyya, biatch!

by Johnny February 21, 2004

3f

Find em fuck em forget em!

by johnny August 7, 2003