104 definitions by johnny

filthy cunt

girl who fucks over guys, is a real slut, and should kill herself.

this girl christina i met from qnz is a filthy cunt

by johnny January 4, 2004

5 bucks

what aj owes me

by johnny August 9, 2003

haus

someone who is cocky, big and strong

mickey is gay!

by johnny June 1, 2004

flying yamaguchi

The act in which a man jumps off an object higher than the spot where the woman is lying and lands with his penis directly inserting into her vagina. If it is a direct hit, both parties will have an instant orgasm simultaneously.

I jumped from the couch to the bed and fucked my girlfriend Flying Yamaguchi style.

by johnny September 1, 2003

FLIP

the female gentialia
or
any sexual act that the speaker does not wish to speak of aloud

So we were... erm... doin' the flip...

by johnny December 8, 2003

deucewaffle

A word that originated in Connecticut, at the high school i go to. The words definition depends on the context: it is used often because it sounds pretty funnny. It can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective. It could mean crappy, sub-par, and in some cases other things, like defecate.

(noun): Dude, this test is a deucewaffle! (this test sucks)

(verb): Alright, i'm gonna go take a deucewaffle. (i'm gonna take a poop)

(adj): Wow, that new girl in school has a deucewaffle face!

by johnny March 19, 2004

flop

the male genitalia

He is such a cum-faced flopnocker

by johnny December 8, 2003