johnny's definitions

poop master

One who is the master of poop.

Tommy is a the master of all poop masters. He likes poop on a stick. Therfor he is the poop master.

by Johnny October 2, 2003

academic chicken

a big cock, wearing a cap and gown

that is one academic chicken

by johnny March 15, 2005

ssssean

someone who loves to have sex with edwin oak, also loves to get stoned.

that ssssean kid loves the cock.

by Johnny January 30, 2005

bot

A program that performs actions in a chat room, e.g. kick people out when they use profanity.

I got booted by the bot!
Damn porn bots!
Kill the bot!

by Johnny May 19, 2003

shiotty

Alternative / slang pronunciation of shitty

I had a shiotty time at my grandma's house last night.

by Johnny February 21, 2004

fuckin cumming

Something to do to piss people off.

Guy 1: Hey Brian guess what?
Brian: What?
Guy 1: I fuckin cummed!!!
Brian: You faggot shut the hell up

by johnny June 18, 2004

Scooby crumbs

bump or line of coke

My friend Johnny spends his weekends fucking russian immigrant hookers and doing scooby crumbs.

by johnny December 15, 2003