Mullet

The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.

Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.

Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.

Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.

Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.

Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.

There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!

by Johnny July 09, 2004

hard worker

Some one who does alot of work, like ROBY MAT.

Roby is the hardest worker I know!!!

by Johnny April 23, 2003

fomf

Fuck off Mother Fucker

This boy asked to copy my homework. and i told him FOMF

by Johnny March 02, 2004

Chiblexican

A person of Chinese Black and Mexican background.

Wow, look at all the Chiblexicans.

by Johnny April 30, 2004

ridgemont high

Sweetest teen movie ever, often payed homage to by Family Guy, and in the music video "Stacey's Mom". Jeff Spicoli is the dude of the century, says Dude.com.

Guy 1 "Ridgemont high kicks the asses of all the other teen movies"
Guy 2: "Yeah, except Breakfast club!"
Guy1: "Oh yeah, that was a sweet movie"

by Johnny November 17, 2004

Charmin

toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.

by Johnny December 21, 2003

cuzzy

A close cousin who will always be by your side, even in difficult times.

No example is needed because no one will use this term ever.

by Johnny March 16, 2005