Mullet

The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.

Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.

Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.

Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.
Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.

Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.

There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!
by Johnny July 09, 2004
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sedated

under the influence of a sedative drug.

and if you don't know what -sedative- means...

A drug having a soothing or calming effect.
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fmif

1. hey bitch, fmif!
2. kobe bryant and countless other celebrities take advantage of their fmif status
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nash

hey man, what nash are you?
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marinachka

She is a Beauty. Everything about her is just PERFECT... I love you Marina
I love you Marinachka
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Inter

A team who spend millions of euros each year on players and who STILL can't win anything (well besides the Coppa Italia).

Blame everyone and everything but themselves for this failure. Case in point. Even after Juventus were relegated to Serie B in a game against Cagliari this season they moaned about referees screwing them over. Their coach also blamed the heat and the pitch for their failure to beat a poor team.

They are the laughing stock of Italian football.
Inter played Catania and drew at home. Again they blamed the referee.
by Johnny October 18, 2006
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