John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.
by John the Heeb January 10, 2012
"Becky, while John was eating me out last night he give clitslap... I nearly hit the ceiling.. it weas awesome."
by John the Heeb December 06, 2008
Mike, you up for staying up all night to be the 1st in line for the new Star Trek movie?
Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
by John the Heeb December 06, 2008
"Helene, I had sex with that Russian guy last night, OMG he got his spunknik all over my hair"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
by John the Heeb March 05, 2009
(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.
Example 1
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
by john the heeb January 02, 2010
1.Noun: The point at which the tip of the penis enters the vagina.
2.Verb: The act of putting the tip of the penis into the vagina.
3. The promise you make during 3rd base.
i.e. " I'll only put the tip in."
2.Verb: The act of putting the tip of the penis into the vagina.
3. The promise you make during 3rd base.
i.e. " I'll only put the tip in."
" Stacey, baby,I don't think we are ready to have sex either, I just want to tip in, and then I'll pull away, that's all. Promise"
by John the Heeb January 02, 2009
A woman attractive only be the standars of the mostly male, mostly geek filled Information Technology sector.
A average looking woman who instantly becomes more attractive as she is one of the few women in a male dominated I.T. working environment.
A average looking woman who instantly becomes more attractive as she is one of the few women in a male dominated I.T. working environment.
"Dude, that chick is a 10" - Sam
"Take a look at this room bro, she's the only one who has boobs and doesn't program in Pearl... she's I.T. hot, but in the real world a 4 at most "- John
"Take a look at this room bro, she's the only one who has boobs and doesn't program in Pearl... she's I.T. hot, but in the real world a 4 at most "- John
by John the Heeb February 04, 2012