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hot monkey sex

Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's
by John Smith May 2, 2003
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MANDINGO

Brian is the mandingo in mandingo junction.
by John Smith March 30, 2005
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The Bergsters

The two girls that go to De Pere high school constantly saying they belong to team jesus and such. They spaz often and filed harasment 3 times in one day. Hope you never run into THE BERSTERS.
Oh great, i got the bergsters in my next class
by john smith January 16, 2004
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Miso

Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.
Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!
by John Smith October 17, 2004
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maxlol

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!
by John Smith August 18, 2003
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m1a2

M1-A2 Abrams is United State's Main Battle Tank . This version has advanced electronics and computer systems. It used depleted Uranium rounds to easily penetrate and destroy a enemy vehicle.
See also: M1a1
United States used this tank against Iraq.
by John Smith February 14, 2004
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penis eater

someone who eats dick
someone who loves the cock
a person who gives $1 SUCKY SUCKY
DICK DONER
NOB NIBBLER
SHAFT SHIFTER
TEA BAGGER
SHERMAN-DONT EAT THAT GUYS dick
by john smith November 26, 2003
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