john smith's definitions

clearplate

Placing a clear plate over a partner's mouth, while the other sexual partner takes a dump on the plate.

"I walked in with a handful of videos and a pizza and found him clearplating my sister."

by John Smith April 29, 2003

Guyute

A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range

Man guytue is an awesome phish song.

by John Smith January 27, 2005

huw man

Geezer how gets big muscles from this thing called grey skull

"by the power of grey skull, i have the power!"

by John Smith January 6, 2004

lion tamer

grabbing a woman's vagina with both hands, spreading it wide apart and insert your head into it like a lion tamer.

That girl was so loose I pulled the lion tamer on her with no problem.

by john smith March 30, 2005

gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...

A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.

by John Smith October 14, 2004

dker

A term generally used to refer to the greatest man alive.

Man i wish i was as cool as dker

by John Smith September 12, 2003

penis breathe

when a chick or guy has sucked to much cock that their breathe stinks of some bad cock.

jared,luke.o and sluts and gay fags

by john smith November 26, 2003