Definitions by john r.

frenulum 

the sensitive area on a penis where the head (glans) and the shaft meet on the bottom side.

After years of boring blowjobs she knelt in front of me and tongued my frenulum;it was the quickest that I had ever gotten off !

frenulum by John R. December 9, 2003

cock ring

an elastic ring which fits around the base of the penis. It constricts the veins which drain blood from the penis, thereby strengthening an erection. Bought cheaply in automotive parts stores as "O-rings", they are black in colour. Also available in sex shops which sell vibrators, condoms, etc.Also increases the sensation during ejaculation as it constricts the urethra.

I had been having trouble maintaining an erection with her, as I was very nervous. We had some wine, which helped, but then she cut the end out of a condom and rolled it backwards onto me, forming a cock ring at the base of my dick. After that, I had no problems.

cock ring by John R. December 9, 2003

count

misproninciation of "cunt"

She been scratchin' her count.

count by John R. December 9, 2003

u-2

famous spy plane of the Cold War era.American aircraft,more glider than powered plane.Still in use today.

Francis Gary Powers' U-2 was shot down; he didn't eat his cyanide pill.

u-2 by John R. December 9, 2003

pussy whipped 

adjective describes a male who is totally at the mercy of his girlfriend/wife/lover and does everything she says without protest

I was so pussy whipped with the first wife that she controlled my access to friends, hobbies, food, tv, and sex. I broke loose and had an affair where I called all the shots, where we met, where we ate, what we ate, when we fucked, whether we used birthcontrol or not, whether I mounted her during her period or not, when we exchanged oral sex.

pussy whipped by John R. December 9, 2003

APP 

alprostadil/papaverine/phentolamine

an injectable drug that enhances erections when you experience erectile dysfunction.None of the side-effects of viagra, and it works in 10 minutes.Also makes your dick thicker in the process.

I was having trouble keeping it up so the urologist prescribed A/P/P/ which I inject into the side of the base. Whether she plays with it or not, it comes 'up' if I think about wanting it to.(No, the injection DOES NOT hurt, but it makes the head a wee bit tender for aggressive oral sex)

APP by John R. December 9, 2003

Bird

twat, cunt, labia, vagina, you get the idea....a women's genitalia

I was a virgin until Bob mounted my bird.

Bird by John R. December 9, 2003