22 definitions by john heinz kerry
A person who drops all sense of public decency, consideration, and politeness, or pretends that nothing else is going on around him, because he is stuck in his own little world listening to his digital music player.
Ted Kennedy (with his enormous head) was annoyed at the iCock who stood in front of the door of the bus and would not let Ted by because he was listening to the Black Eyed Penises. The iCock would be sorry if Ted was driving the bus and they passed a lake.
by john heinz kerry October 6, 2005
The "name" of Houston's newly transplanted MLS team. Officially qualifies as the stupidest, most idiotic, fucked-up name for a sports team in human history. 3 brain-damaged cavemen and a colony of ants could've come up with a better name.
The name ain't so great when it takes 30 minutes and a Texas history class to explain it.
The name ain't so great when it takes 30 minutes and a Texas history class to explain it.
by john heinz kerry January 27, 2006
by john heinz kerry March 10, 2005
What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.
I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?
by john heinz kerry November 11, 2004
the Down's Syndromed, public-school-dropout morons who put definitions on urbandictionary and flaunt their stupidity by:
(1) misspelling or misabbreviating a word;
(2) using the wrong word ("there" instead of "their"); or
(3) having no fucking idea how to use an apostrophe.
(1) misspelling or misabbreviating a word;
(2) using the wrong word ("there" instead of "their"); or
(3) having no fucking idea how to use an apostrophe.
Hey Allison, don't you hate it when those urbtards type "gr8" instead of "great"? How much fucking work is it to type 2 extra letters?
by john heinz kerry November 10, 2004
The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.
by john heinz kerry April 13, 2005
A crutch created by psychologists and used by American parents and teachers to avoid telling a child that he or she is a moron.
But, if there are no stupid kids, where do all the dumbass adults come from?
But, if there are no stupid kids, where do all the dumbass adults come from?
It's okay Eric, you got four F's on your report card because you have add, not because you're a fucking dummy.
by john heinz kerry March 10, 2005