john gaskell's definitions
A student's terminology for Cocaine.
The word is commonly used by the person(s) who have never tried the drug but use this slang to fit in with people associated within the cocaine drug culture.
The word is commonly used by the person(s) who have never tried the drug but use this slang to fit in with people associated within the cocaine drug culture.
"hhmmmmm yes of course I was out on the weekend man!!! never slept a wink, I was on the old Charlesworth"
by John Gaskell February 11, 2004
Get the charlesworthmug. LAD A: " want a can? "
LAD B: " go ed then, I need a hair of the dog "
LAD A: " get your mouth round this bad boy "
(produces a can of Skol)
LAD B: " you can go & get fucked, I thought you were a mate, thats us finished I'm off down the Gauntlet "
LAD B: " go ed then, I need a hair of the dog "
LAD A: " get your mouth round this bad boy "
(produces a can of Skol)
LAD B: " you can go & get fucked, I thought you were a mate, thats us finished I'm off down the Gauntlet "
by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
Get the Skolmug. The couple of fat wankers that stand outside most clubs in Britain on Friday or Saturday night. Their role is to keep any trouble in the club to a minimum and only let decent people inside. They usually start all the trouble and lech around underage girls for effect, but, in truth they have incredibly small penises and do to many steds to give a girl a decent one. Whereas the likes of me, I'm quite partial to giving the girls exactly what they need
" a fat bouncer kicked off on saturday night and ended up getting his cunt kicked in by 5 fella's, I fuckin loved the scene "
by John Gaskell March 12, 2004
Get the bouncermug. by John Gaskell March 6, 2004
Get the My birdmug. A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.
EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"
by John Gaskell March 20, 2004
Get the Old Man Ronkmug. A Giro Cheque issued on a fortnightly basis to the unemployed in Britain.
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch
by John Gaskell February 11, 2004
Get the jidmug. A person from Birkenhead often people get confused who live elsewhere in the country by the accent and think they're Scousers but the attire of a Birko suggests otherwise i.e the male usually sports an 80's mustache with a bright red Adidas track suit and blue felt Reebok Classic (the ones your mam used to wear for Aerobics class) and a skinhead with a fringe down to their eyes. The female usually sports skin tight pink Plazzy skirt with a dirty white top with 'squeeze me tits ye dorty bastad' felt letters on it
by John Gaskell March 23, 2004
Get the Birkomug.