Area located below the stomach, but above the private area. Only called "Fupa" when it is overly fat. Fupa is an anagram for "Fat Upper Pussy Area" or "Fat Upper Penis Area"
by John Boy December 17, 2003
While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting,friendly neighborhood
slut, tell her to look right up at you with those "pretty eyes" when you blow
your load. Then just when you're ready to spew, blast your load right in both
eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking
dead.
slut, tell her to look right up at you with those "pretty eyes" when you blow
your load. Then just when you're ready to spew, blast your load right in both
eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking
dead.
"After a few hours of fucking, she wanted to try something new, so I pulled a Zombie Mask on her. She hasn't called since."
by John Boy December 23, 2003
A phone call by a friend to another friend at a predetermined time. Mostly used in bad situations, first dates, or when someone goes somewhere they simply don't want to be.
Most times, a lifeline is used to show that one friend is in distress, when he's actually chillin at home with two beers, one in hand, and one waiting for the other friend. The distress call is what gives the friend his opporunity to leave, and also gives the impression to whoever is litening to the phone call that it's serious.
The lifeline remains the most efficient, yet most underused method of ditching bad dates. Sometimes hard to coordinate, lifelines prove their worth in effectiveness when your friend's girlfriend doesn't get pissed (and consequently, stop putting out) at your friend when you ditched her best friend on a date.
Most times, a lifeline is used to show that one friend is in distress, when he's actually chillin at home with two beers, one in hand, and one waiting for the other friend. The distress call is what gives the friend his opporunity to leave, and also gives the impression to whoever is litening to the phone call that it's serious.
The lifeline remains the most efficient, yet most underused method of ditching bad dates. Sometimes hard to coordinate, lifelines prove their worth in effectiveness when your friend's girlfriend doesn't get pissed (and consequently, stop putting out) at your friend when you ditched her best friend on a date.
"Dude, Steve, I got a date with Jessica tonight at 7, give me a lifeline around 7:45, and then I'll meet you at your pad."
by John Boy January 06, 2004
Jesus Walkers are the flip-flop sandals that metrosexuals wear with their faded jeans and frosted hair
"Oh shit, it would appear Josh is wearing those God damn, mutha fucking Jesus walkers again. Let's jump his ass!
by John Boy December 23, 2004
Dave: "Should I down this bottle of vodka, hold the last swallow in my mouth, smoke a cigarette through my nose, then jump in the pool and swim across underwater?"
John: "Bust it."
OR
Andy: "I know I've had a lot to drink, but that chick with the enormous fupa looks pretty hot, I think I'd enjoy licking her undercarriage."
John: "Bust it."
OR
John, holding up a full glass of beer: "Bust it?"
Kelly: "BUST IT."
John: "Bust it."
OR
Andy: "I know I've had a lot to drink, but that chick with the enormous fupa looks pretty hot, I think I'd enjoy licking her undercarriage."
John: "Bust it."
OR
John, holding up a full glass of beer: "Bust it?"
Kelly: "BUST IT."
by John Boy December 18, 2003
A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.
by John Boy December 23, 2003