john Smith's definitions
Placing a clear plate over a partner's mouth, while the other sexual partner takes a dump on the plate.
by John Smith April 29, 2003
Get the clearplatemug. grabbing a woman's vagina with both hands, spreading it wide apart and insert your head into it like a lion tamer.
by john smith March 30, 2005
Get the lion tamermug. by John Smith January 6, 2004
Get the huw manmug. The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...
A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.
To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.
The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.
The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
by John Smith October 14, 2004
Get the gorbasmmug. a song, which was remade for Dance Dance Revolution, which all n00bs play on beginner mode which they then fail
by John Smith February 26, 2004
Get the we will rock youmug. A Pimp last name. The name is Pimpin. A guy i know is named Steven Wang. Stevem is a gay name. If it is put onto Wang, it means that person sucks donkey balls, and eats ball cheese from the prarie oysters of a young bull.
He is also a damn chinese fuck.
He is also a damn chinese fuck.
by John Smith March 9, 2005
Get the Wangmug. by John Smith January 22, 2004
Get the merkavamug.