john Smith's definitions

operation desert storm

Operation Desert Storm was when Iraq invaded Kuwait and Saddam called it:"The thirteenth province of Iraq". The U.S. Army drove back Saddam into his soil after 1991 (a few month's after the occupation). See also: Gulf War

George Bush senior launched it.

by John Smith February 15, 2004

John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith May 13, 2005

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

by john smith September 18, 2003

Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

Phrase often used by quagmire on the show Family guy. It is mostly an expression of self aknowledgement or a way to tell someone that you are sexually attracted to them.

Hey baby, if i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

by john smith January 8, 2004

texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!

by John Smith April 3, 2004

TheTrueHero

The coolest person in teh world. An admin of PMGS and is better than teh
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OMG liek TTH PWNS J00!

by John Smith July 30, 2004

peach pinch

Using your thumb and forefinger to squish a girls vagina preferably by tugging the clitoral hood over the labia. Best performed when unexpected.

Vaginafer is in for a nasty peach pinch.

by John Smith January 22, 2005