john's definitions

asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

schnouz

A moronic idiot who doesnt know what the hell your talking about unless he/she is looking at you

I threw the schnouz out the window after he exhausted the last of my pacients.

by John January 10, 2005

hair job

the best thing ever thought of by a human being.

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.

by john May 13, 2005

hizzy

house
center of power
the place you call home

abercrobmie humor shirt
with photo of US Capitol dome and the
words "Take it to the Hizzy"

by john July 11, 2004

markass trick

a homosexual that sell his or her self for money

Hey!Seyha you markass trick go back to your corner and make me some money!

by john October 3, 2004

idiot

anyone who doesn't know what idiot means is probably an idiot

I'm such an idiot, I screwed up my relationship with the girl I liked.

by John March 27, 2005

mackem

One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT

that streaker is a thick mackem wanker

by John November 18, 2003