john's definitions

Shling

The action of taking a bong rip consisting of Marijuana.

The champ knows how to take a propper shling.

by John December 3, 2003

fefer

The funniest guy ever.

That guy is definitely THE FEFER!

by John April 25, 2003

bub

Used by Bugs Bunny and other 40's people to mean mac or bud. Short for both bubba and bubke or bubbe with both Yiddish and Southern roots. My stepmother's dad called me this all throughout the 60's and 70's so I revived it in the 80's.

Hey, bub, what's the idea?

by John January 10, 2004

Goody gumdrops

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.

"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"

by john February 25, 2004

whigger

white man that becomes severly colorblind, and not only appears to himself as black, but actually begins to believe he is black. In trying to fit in with "their people" they act black and listen to rap music. Whiggers have caused the mass unification of all races to erraticate the whigger.

Wanna beat up so whiggers?

by John October 18, 2003

fair-weather friend

A friend who is only around when they need you.

Bill is a fair-weather friend because he only comes over when I have weed.

by John October 23, 2003

your mom

Often used as a quick way to burn somebody

John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

by john May 13, 2005