john's definitions

Rake

An Irish colloquialism for many or a lot.

I had a rake of pints in the pub

Translation

I had many pints of beer in the pub.

by John January 14, 2004

cacker

A cacker can be considered another word for chav. Being New Forest born and bred, the word cacker is used to describe people who could be considered scum, low-life, or simply a gypo. My parents (also from Hampshire/the New Forest area) also used the word cacker many moons ago.

Look at the cacker.

What a cacker.

I've just been to the supermarket, and my god it was full of cackers!

by John January 14, 2004

dinlo

A person who is devoid of intellect, or someone who does something particularly stupid. Has been used in the New Forest area for years.

You dinlo.

by John January 14, 2004

Liquid laugh

A euphemism for vomitting, usually from drinking too much alcohol.

After 8 pints he was liquid laughing all over the bathroom.

by John January 14, 2004

Plink

The sound a penny makes when falling to the ground after you throw it away only to find out you need it when you buy your Big Mac because they raised the fucking price!

FUCK! I needed that dam penny!

by John January 15, 2004

scap

short for scappy; the perfect combination of skanky and nappy.

Man, your girl is a scap.

by john January 19, 2004

dudley dort

the blackest person ever

god damnit dudley....how many times have i told u 2 put my tv down

by john January 19, 2004