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Kaitlyn: Where is she ?
Gustav: At the bar , weeping and slamming shots.
Kaitlyn: Again ? She's 220 pounds !
(together) blubbersowse !!
Gustav: At the bar , weeping and slamming shots.
Kaitlyn: Again ? She's 220 pounds !
(together) blubbersowse !!
by joedaprogramma December 9, 2024
Get the blubbersowsemug. Webcam communicating with someone 2D at work for years only to meet them in person 3D suddenly causing serious disconcerting shock.
by joedaprogramma February 23, 2024
Get the 2D3D Shockmug. To use ones authority to obstruct someone as pay pack for failing to support.
For example in September 2013 New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's staff orange-coned Ft. Lee, New Jersey as pay back because the mayor of Ft. Lee failed to support Christie for Governor. In this case, orange cones were literally used to obstruct 3 lanes of the George Washington Bridge (GWB) into Manhattan from Ft. Lee : victimizing countless innocent commuters, causing dangerous gridlock and endangering public safety.
Fatty had NO IDEA .... yeah-right-Get-the-fuck-outta-heer !
For example in September 2013 New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's staff orange-coned Ft. Lee, New Jersey as pay back because the mayor of Ft. Lee failed to support Christie for Governor. In this case, orange cones were literally used to obstruct 3 lanes of the George Washington Bridge (GWB) into Manhattan from Ft. Lee : victimizing countless innocent commuters, causing dangerous gridlock and endangering public safety.
Fatty had NO IDEA .... yeah-right-Get-the-fuck-outta-heer !
Patti : Why are the restrooms nearest to our desks "Closed Until Further Notice" ?
Tony: We got orange-coned by Alex the janitor because I promoted Tyrell to be Chief Custodian instead of him. Now Alex says he's doing a "Plumbing Study".
Patti: I gotta pee !
Tony: We got orange-coned by Alex the janitor because I promoted Tyrell to be Chief Custodian instead of him. Now Alex says he's doing a "Plumbing Study".
Patti: I gotta pee !
by joedaprogramma January 11, 2014
Get the orange-conemug. A hairpothesis is an enthusiastic idea one gets about one's hairstyle that is promptly implemented often without good result.
What's the hairpothesis with that danceline ? They look like sea otters !! When they slap the floor and hoot like that it makes me think they're trying to get us to ignore their uniform new hairstyle !! Are they trying to look like that Robert Palmer video from the 80s ?? Tough look to get away with...
by joedaprogramma June 7, 2023
Get the hairpothesismug. The phrase uttered by a seriously constipated person as a good-luck expression just before trying a waxy suppository for the very first time (typically one you steal from your grandma's medicine cabinet).
20 minutes later, you find out how fuckin' wise grandma actually is.
20 minutes later, you find out how fuckin' wise grandma actually is.
Molly: (whispering) ....Fire in the hole ....
(20 minutes later, after Molly shits her colon inside-out and rinses it in the sink)
Grandma: (Knock-knock) ....Oh, honey, run the fan and light a match.
(20 minutes later, after Molly shits her colon inside-out and rinses it in the sink)
Grandma: (Knock-knock) ....Oh, honey, run the fan and light a match.
by joedaprogramma January 8, 2013
Get the Fire in the holemug.