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Jaytalking

A person who is so immersed in a phone conversation while walking that they don't realize they are illegally crossing the street in heavy traffic. jaytalker, jaywalker, crosswalk, traffic, pedestrian, sidewalk, street
That guy almost got killed jaytalking. No conversation is worth death.
Jaytalking by joecoolthefool March 9, 2016

Walkietalking 

Talking on your phone with the speaker on, so you hold it in front of your face. cell phone, phone, speaker phone, speaker
Sorry Brit, I couldn't hear you, someone next to me was walkietalking.

terrorazzi 

The news channels that obsessively cover terrorist incidents, often repeating the same limited information they know day after day. media, news, CNN, MSNBC, Fox news, terromedia, terrorist, terrorism, bomb, explosion, militia, al qaeda, ISIS, United Nations, coalition
The terrorazzi has been covering the latest terrorist incident nonstop for the last 3 weeks. I'm so tired of it every night.
terrorazzi by joecoolthefool January 27, 2016

Patriotic bravado

The right wing voters that dress as soldiers during the American Revolution or as Founding Fathers to try and prove that they are more patriotic and dedicated to America than anyone else. patriot, Founding Fathers, American Revolution, conservative, right wing, Fox news, Tea Party, Republican, Declaration of Independence, Constitution, freedom
I went down to the protest and there were tons of people dressed like soldiers during the American Revolution. Way too much patriotic bravado for me.

butt crack attack 

Someone who wears tight or revealing clothing that exposes their butt crack to the world. Sometimes, they do it intentionally and other times it's by accident. butt, ass, butt crack, ass crack, booty, heavy duty booty
The lady was wearing low hanging pants and a g-string, trying to be sexy. She committed the sin of releasing a butt crack attack.

hellesbian 

An angry, frustrated lesbian who is always upset with men for anything, straight women who aren't sympathetic with her lifestyle or other lesbians who aren't interested in creating drama. She is constantly complaining, always annoyed with someone or forever unhappy about something. lesbian, lipstick lesbian, femme, butch lesbian, dyke, lesbos, bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, lgbt, queer
This woman was ranting about her girlfriend and how she was cheating on her with a guy. She had 8 vodkas and was fuming about her girlfriend, men and the plight of lesbians everywhere. I know, she was a total hellesbian.
hellesbian by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016

conveniently black 

A light skinned or mixed African-American who tries to pass for a colored race or ethnicity other than black. He spends most of his time with white people because he thinks it will allow him to advance professionally. The only time that he will spend around African-Americans is when he is trying to prove to white people he can be down and fly.
Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be