Wargasm

The euphoria felt by defense contractors and executives at defense corporations at the prospect of going to war because they are going to make so much money. war, invasion, military industrial complex, money, battle, Lockheed Martin, Boeing, General Dynamics, Raytheon, the war machine, defense corporations, tanks, planes, rifles, bombs, missles, jets

The Lockheed executives had a wargasm when I told them we would need to increase the number of planes from their factory for the war. All they see are dollar signs.

by joecoolthefool June 12, 2018

Trump army

The legion of frustrated working class and middle class voters who have been left behind by the new elitist 1% economy. The Establishment government, media and corporations have waged war on them for 40 years. They have been betrayed on trade issues, illegal immigration, jobs, wages and retirement pay. They are fed up and hell bent on fighting back. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpspeak, Trump, make America great again, The Apprentice, Bernie babies, Clinton clones, politics, freedom, America, American worker, blue collar, working class, middle class, immigration, build the wall, illegal immigration

Your damn right I'm a member of the Trump army! It's time to make America great again and he's the one to do it!

by joecoolthefool May 22, 2016

injhurt

An athlete who is somewhere between being hurt and being injured. If you are hurt, you can get some pain meds, rest and/or physical therapy, but you can still play. An injured athlete requires a doctor’s care and can’t play anymore. injury, injured, hurt, athlete, player, sports, athletics, NFL, NBA, NHL, Olympics, football, basketball, NCAA, soccer, MLB, baseball, team, doctor, orthopedic surgeon

You aren't injured! Coach my leg feels weak, it hurts to walk. You’re injhurt, I think you can play the last quarter.

by joecoolthefool April 19, 2018

honey momma

A woman who is extremely wealthy who has a young boyfriend for whom she provides a luxurious lifestyle. Honey is sweeter than sugar, so she must be richer than a sugar momma.

I know it is a crime, but I've got a sugar momma who just bought me a Nissan sports car. Dude, I've got a honey momma and she bought me a Porsche turbo a month ago. sugar momma, sugar daddy, brown sugar daddy, boy toy, boyfriend

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

vehicular stalker

A driver who follows another car because there is something special about it. The car may be an exotic make and model or it may have fancy wheels or an unusual paint job. There is something about it that fascinates the driver. vehicle, auto, automobile, car, suv, van, motorcycle, motorbike, an exotic, luxury car, supercar, muscle car, SEMA, stalker, obsessed, surveil, harrass, follow, paparazzi, stalkerazzi

I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.

by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016

Status quo joe

A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.

I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch

by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015

rebuffering

The circular icon from an internet site attempting to download on your computer or smartphone repeats continuously. It is frustrating to see the swirling circle slow down, as if the download is complete, only to start all over again. Also, rebuffer, rebuffered. buffering, download, upload, connection speed, wifi, dial up, computers, smartphone, Google, Microsoft, Apple, smartphone, iphone, slow speed

I am so sick of my computer, it is five years old and simply doesn't work anymore. Every time I try to download videos, I don't just get buffering, I get mega rebuffering and that dang circular icon is on the screen forever.

by joecoolthefool September 08, 2016