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troll mole

A spy who infiltrates a foreign country, corporation or organization with the intent of using social media or other media sources to sow seeds of confusion, misinformation, deception and destruction. The troll mole is more dangerous than a bot because they attack their target from within. spy, bot, Russian bot, troll, mole, sleeper agent, Putinbot, Russiagate, hacker, President Trump, Hillary Clinton, President Obama, CIA, FSB, FBI, 2016 elections, Mueller investigation, James Comey, Kremlin, Vladimir Putin, Russia, infiltrator, liberal media, social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram
The liberal media keeps saying that Russians influenced the recent elections. I don’t buy it, a troll mole doesn’t have that much power, we are America strong!
by joecoolthefool February 17, 2018
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Trauma hug

The caring hug that person gives to a child or fellow adult when they accidently injure that child or adult or when they witness them get hurt in an accident.
When Dave skied down the mountain and crashed into the tree, he was in agony, so I ran up and gave him a trauma hug. hurt hug, accident, injury, trauma, fracture, crash
by joecoolthefool August 15, 2015
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mary jane munchies

The hunger and food cravings that develop after smoking marijuana. munchies, snacks, marijuana, Mary Jane, the chronic, doobie, blunt, bong, food, hunger, eat, party, college
We have got to go to the store. The party last night was a success, but everyone was smoking weed and were overtaken by the Mary Jane munchies. The frig is bare, dude!
by joecoolthefool April 28, 2016
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Trump feast

A large meal of fast food and diet Coke at every meal, every day. fast food, Mc Donalds, Burger King, Wendys, Taco Bell, diet Coke, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, Trump armor, Trump speak, Winter Whitehouse, the Orange King
I’m on a diet, but I had a rough day, I need a Trump feast as a reward.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017
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Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.
The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace
by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015
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mancleanse

The time period during which a woman refuses to date men because of a recent bad break-up. She may be aloof, sarcastic or rude to all guys who approach her as they remind the woman of her man.
Uh oh, Jennifer is going through a mancleanse, she has been snapping at every man she talks to all day. boycleanse, mistercleanse, mandump, done with men, sick of men, men are evil
by joecoolthefool March 31, 2015
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cistrans silliness

The unnecessary use of the prefixes cis or trans to define the sexuality of a person. You are either straight, gay or gay with a side of straight; that's it. straight, heterosexual, homosexual, gay, gay with a side of straight, queer, bisexual, cisgender, transgender, transexual, LGBT
I don't understand the difference between cisgender or transgender. As far as I'm concerned, this talk is just cistrans silliness.
by joecoolthefool August 30, 2016
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