joecoolthefool's definitions

Trump candy

The ‘Butterfinger’ is President Donald Trump’s candy bar because it is orange on the inside like his skin and hair. The name also illustrates the numerous verbal, social and political gaffes from President Trump while in Office. Trumpestuous, The Orange King, Trumper, 45, tanTrump, Trumpnado, President Trump, make America great again, Trumpkins, Winter Whitehouse, Trumpy, Trumped up, candy bar, Butterfinger, out of shape, overweight

Whenever I eat a Butterfinger, I think that this is the ideal Trump candy!

by joecoolthefool November 19, 2018

troll mole

A spy who infiltrates a foreign country, corporation or organization with the intent of using social media or other media sources to sow seeds of confusion, misinformation, deception and destruction. The troll mole is more dangerous than a bot because they attack their target from within. spy, bot, Russian bot, troll, mole, sleeper agent, Putinbot, Russiagate, hacker, President Trump, Hillary Clinton, President Obama, CIA, FSB, FBI, 2016 elections, Mueller investigation, James Comey, Kremlin, Vladimir Putin, Russia, infiltrator, liberal media, social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

The liberal media keeps saying that Russians influenced the recent elections. I don’t buy it, a troll mole doesn’t have that much power, we are America strong!

by joecoolthefool February 17, 2018

Jordan talk

People stand around talking about their Air Jordans or complementing other people's Jordans. There are so many different kinds of Jordans, it can be a long discussion. Air Jordans, Michael Jordan, Nike, Jordans, sneakerhead, trainers, basketball shoes, basketball

I love going to the barbershop on the weekend, all the guys wear their latest and greatest Air Jordans. The Jordan talk gets pretty intense.

by joecoolthefool August 7, 2017

poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017

barracuda blowjob

A blowjob where a person bites or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. barracuda, shark, teeth, bite, scrape, chomp, blowjob, oral sex, oral, fellatio, cunnilingus, skin flute, sex, facial, bukkake, facial abuse

I've been seeing this woman for about a month and she's awesome. We hooked up last night and she gave me a barracuda blowjob. I've been sore all day.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

fat tats

The stretch mark lines that develop along the skin as a person loses weight. It looks weird, but it's also a badge of honor for the hard work you put in losing weight. fat, overweight, obese, heavy duty booty, rotund, husky, roomy, tattoo, tats, body art, exercise, weight loss, gym, workout, lift weights, jogging, runner, Gold's Gym, weight lifting

I love my fat tats because I worked 6 days a week for 2 years to earn them.

by joecoolthefool July 9, 2016

sneaky boogers

The boogers that are left behind after blowing your nose. You can either still feel them or you are embarassed later when you find they're still there from someone else. You have to take your finger and scrape the size of your nose to catch it. The word is a take on the British phrase 'sneaky bugger'.booger, boogers, nose bogey, snot, nose, nasal archaeology, digging for gold, pick me a winner

I always have to blow my nose several times to make sure I don't have any sneaky boogers before going on air.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016