joecoolthefool's definitions

Clintonomics

Promoting the goal of improving the economic status of the working class and middle class while you secretly work to pass policies that benefit corporations and the top one-percent. You must constantly adjust your messaging as people discover that each policy idea that you promote only benefits the wealthy. hilary, Hilary Clinton, neoliberal, Blue Dog Democrat, Third Way, Purple Strategies, fake Democrat, Billary, Billary Clinton, the Clinton machine, Democratic Leadership Council, wall street, 1%, top 1%, deregulation, economic collapse, President Clinton, Secretary of State Clinton

Clintonomics has only widened the gap between the rich and poor in the last five years. The one-percent is so rich, I saw a guy in Manhattan light his cigar with a burning $100 bill.

by joecoolthefool September 10, 2016

marvel muscles

The attempt to workout so that you sculpt your body like a Marvel superhero. You lift heavy weights and eat a lot of protein to get the shredded look. Marvel, superhero, muscles, workout, lift weights, train, exercise, shredded, pump iron, gym, fitness

You're in here every day Travis, you really put in the time. Yeah man, I am determined to get shredded and look like my favorite superhero Thor. I want those Marvel muscles.

by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016

trumpnesia

The inability to remember any comment or statement that you made a day, week or month ago about an issue. You deny any past statements or decisions that contradict with the current truth or reality of the moment. The Donald, Trump, Donald Trump, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trump bump, Trumpster, candidate, amnesia, forget, deny, denial

I can't believe the moderator let Trump get away with that statement. He totally flip-flopped on his immigration plan. John, you are watching the master at work, that's Trump using Trumpnesia to win the argument.

by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016

i'm going to do so much winning

The cocky, optimistic view of one's future success. The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, The Apprentice, winning, Republican, winner, leader, CEO

I'm going to do so much winning when I start my new job, I may be CEO by the end of the year. You know who you sound like, I know I know, The Donald!

by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

cistrans silliness

The unnecessary use of the prefixes cis or trans to define the sexuality of a person. You are either straight, gay or gay with a side of straight; that's it. straight, heterosexual, homosexual, gay, gay with a side of straight, queer, bisexual, cisgender, transgender, transexual, LGBT

I don't understand the difference between cisgender or transgender. As far as I'm concerned, this talk is just cistrans silliness.

by joecoolthefool August 30, 2016

jackassed

A person becomes the willing or unwilling victim of a physically painful prank OR the person plans and executes a physically painful prank on another person. Jackass, joke, prank, pain, injury, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Wee Man, Ryan Dunn, Jeff Tremain, Dave England, Preston Lacy, Ehren McGhehey

My brother jackassed me Saturday morning. He slid down the stairs on his surf board as I was going up the steps and knocked me off my feet. What a jerk!

by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016

middle age speech

The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language

I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.

by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016