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Trump Primary

The opposition rigs the primary election against the leading candidate, so the candidate cannot make it to the general election. The opposition can be forces in the opposing political party, the opposing candidates in the same political party, the media, corporations or the deep state. Trump, politics, political primaries, Make America Great Again, deep state, Biden, The Donald, The Orange King, President, President Trump, Trumpers, Trump trounce, Trump bump, Obama, President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Trumpnado, Congress, 45, the media, CNN, Fox News
I would have won for class president, but the class hanged up on me for speaking my mind. Chuck, you got the old Trump Primary.
by joecoolthefool December 29, 2023
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bitch-up

A statement a girl makes to toughen up another girl when she is acting soft or weak in a given situation.
Jill, I'm hot and tired and I can't go any further. Don't give me that, we got a lot to do and I need your help, you gotta bitch-up and keep going. girl up, woman up, cowgirl up, woman, be strong girl, you go girl, strong, goddess, warrior woman, durable, toughen up, rugged
by joecoolthefool January 30, 2015
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fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.
When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight
by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015
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Panera Bread Republican

A wealthy white suburbanite who is liberal on social issues, but is conservative on economic issues especially keeping taxes low. They vote Republican based on their economic interests. Panera Bread, Republican, Democrat, economic conservative, socially liberal, politics, red state, blue state, conservative, liberal, Rockefeller Republican, country club Republican
There is no way a Democrat can win a district with so many Panera Bread Republicans.
by joecoolthefool July 11, 2017
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Instant friend

A person who hops from social group to social group desperately trying to be accepted. They pretend to be interested in whatever that group likes or is talking about. He or she doesn't realize that if they stopped trying to make people like them and were just themselves, they would be much happier.
I like The new guy, but he spends so much energy trying to fit in to our group, it seems like he is trying too hard. He's cool, but the instant friend routine is total overkill. trying too hard, fit in, trying to fit in, rejected, accepted, social group, social clubs, cliques, popular, loser, loner, isolated, bully, bullying, the quiet one, lone wolf
by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015
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Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry
I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.
by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018
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celebritainer

People who become famous without any obvious talent. They gain fame from sex tapes, pranks, Youtube, reality tv and dating athletes and movies stars. See also celebritainment. celebrity, entertainer, entertainment, movie star, tv star, reality tv, Youtubers, Youtube, pranks, Kardashian, sex tape, celebritainment
The celebritainers today make a fortune doing pranks and sex tapes, yet make a fortune. I don't get it.
by joecoolthefool July 11, 2017
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