emojiemotions

A person who expresses all of their emotions in text messages, emails, twitter or facebook using emojis or hashtags. They seem incapable of just typing or saying what they think or how they feel. emoji, emotion, twitter, facebook, texting, text, hashtag
I am so tired of the emojiemotions people use to tell everyone every single emotion that they have. I don't care!
by joecoolthefool December 03, 2015
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Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.
The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace
by joecoolthefool October 10, 2015
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Clintonomics

Promoting the goal of improving the economic status of the working class and middle class while you secretly work to pass policies that benefit corporations and the top one-percent. You must constantly adjust your messaging as people discover that each policy idea that you promote only benefits the wealthy. hilary, Hilary Clinton, neoliberal, Blue Dog Democrat, Third Way, Purple Strategies, fake Democrat, Billary, Billary Clinton, the Clinton machine, Democratic Leadership Council, wall street, 1%, top 1%, deregulation, economic collapse, President Clinton, Secretary of State Clinton
Clintonomics has only widened the gap between the rich and poor in the last five years. The one-percent is so rich, I saw a guy in Manhattan light his cigar with a burning $100 bill.
by joecoolthefool February 17, 2016
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relentless retweeter

The people on twitter who have to constantly re-post messages from other people all day long. You wonder if these people have any original thoughts or ideas of their own.
I can't believe this, every time I go to this guys twitter page, he is constantly re-tweeting some celebrity's controversial quote. No wonder his followers are way down, he's become a relentless retweeter. twitter, tweet, unoriginal, copy, boring, social messaging
by joecoolthefool October 05, 2015
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alpha male tv

The hypermasculine reality tv shows where men race muscle cars, cutdown forests, explore jungles, build log cabins and live as mountain men. reality tv, race cars, mountain men, explorers, MMA, firemen, cops, television, cable tv, alpha male, tough guy, manly man, real man, alpha-male tv
Every Sunday night, I like to watch alpha male tv. I spend all week at a desk job, so seeing men explore the outdoors is awesome.
by joecoolthefool August 07, 2017
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kleptoking

Dictator of a country who steals money and natural resources from his/her people to live a lavish lifestyle. kleptocrat, dictator, kings, corruption, steal, dictatorship
This country is so beautiful, it is too bad that its resources have been stolen by this kleptoking in Central City.
by joecoolthefool February 03, 2017
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Whatever fan

A fan who supports a team "whatever" happens and when questioned about how bad his/her team plays, the fan says "whatever". Everyone loves the team when they win, but this fan loves them even when they are really bad, so bad that the stadium is empty and the team's own city trashes the them on tv, internet and radio. This fan stays true to the belief that the team will be great again soon.
Why does Johnny sit out there at the stadium in the rain for a team that is 1-10.man, Johnny is a whatever fan, you'll never convince him that team isn't hopeless. no matter fan, true fan, dedicated, passionate, super fan, loyal, NBA, NFL, NHL, World Cup, football, basketball, hockey, soccer
by joecoolthefool December 09, 2015
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