Definitions by joecoolthefool

Trump Primary

The opposition rigs the primary election against the leading candidate, so the candidate cannot make it to the general election. The opposition can be forces in the opposing political party, the opposing candidates in the same political party, the media, corporations or the deep state. Trump, politics, political primaries, Make America Great Again, deep state, Biden, The Donald, The Orange King, President, President Trump, Trumpers, Trump trounce, Trump bump, Obama, President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Trumpnado, Congress, 45, the media, CNN, Fox News

I would have won for class president, but the class hanged up on me for speaking my mind. Chuck, you got the old Trump Primary.

Trump Primary by joecoolthefool December 29, 2023

dumbcheck

When some is saying something so dumb that you’ve got to interrupt them mid-sentence and bust them on their foolishness. dumb, foolish, idiot, sucker, stupid, check someone, disrespect, lie, con, bs, lying, check, bust, expose

I had to dumbcheck this fool who said Patrick Mahomes wasn’t a good QB!

dumbcheck by joecoolthefool September 16, 2021

Covid coitus

The increased sex couples have as a result of sheltering-in. Unfortunately, there is evidence the virus may be present in bodily fluids. Covid-19, Coronavirus, shelter-in, Covid, sex, intercourse, President Trump, vaccine, nursing home, emergency room, the virus, stimulus, Trumper, Trump army, Covid and chill

The Covid coitus has been great, but now I think I might actually have the virus.

Covid coitus by joecoolthefool May 8, 2020

FluCovid-19 

Someone who contracts both the Covid-19 virus and the flu. The illnesses may strike separately or at the same time. It may also be called the Coronaflu. Covid-19, coronavirus, flu, flu season, coronaflu, CDC, emergency department, respirator, ventilator, hydrochloroquine, vaccine

I had a rough spring, I got FluCovid-19. What is that Ted?! I got the flu even though I had a flu shot and then had to go to the ER a month later and was diagnosed with Covid-19.

FluCovid-19 by joecoolthefool April 22, 2020

Coronavirus fever 

The rebellion by Americans against the shelter-in policy instituted by the federal government and certain states. People want to get back to work and their lives and are sick of being stuck at home. The coronavirus version of cabin fever and not the actual fever caused from a coronavirus infection. Corvid-19, Corvid virus, coronavirus, Corvid-19 fever, President Trump, truss Trump, truzz Trump, President Trump, 45, shelter-in, shelter, outbreak, virus, cabin fever, Trumper, Trump army, Trump nation, Donald Trump, Trumpnado, social distancing

I have been stuck inside my tiny apartment for 3 weeks due to the Coronavirus. I can’t take social distancing anymore, I have got a serious case of Coronavirus fever.

Coronavirus fever by joecoolthefool April 20, 2020

run with the bag 

When you’re always chasing that money. You will do anything and everything to make that money, sacrifice friendships, family, ethical and moral judgment or even break the law. get the bag, the bag, money, rich, wealthy, baller, millionaire, billionaire, super rich, 1%, one percent, ultra high net worth, elite, all about that paper, Benjamins, coin

I gotta run with the bag on this one. I want to be a millionaire by the time I’m forty.

run with the bag by joecoolthefool August 22, 2019

unicorn event 

An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck

I got asked out by two women in one day. This is definitely a unicorn event.

unicorn event by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019