The preachers, pastors and community leaders who always rush out after a racially charged incident against african-americans to calm people and direct them to forgive or embrace their attackers. These individuals decide to represent all african-americans in the community, but often act hypocritically for their own benefit to establish a national profile and win influence among the african-american community for future church donations. They are noticeably absent when the violence does not have racial overtones.
Oh boy, here come the racial peacekeepers with their ridiculous speeches about Christian forgiveness after the skinhead killed 12 people. I just can't with these guys. Bible ballers, pastor pimps, pastors, preachers, community organizers, religion, church, African-American
by joecoolthefool August 24, 2015
The lent, dust, crumbs, spare change and other unidentifiable stuff that is found between and under the cushions of lounge chairs and sofas.
We have got to do a better job of cleaning the house. I reached down between the sofa cushions yesterday and pulled out all of this furniture funk, it was disgusting. sofa stank, chair cheese, lent crumbs, furniture dust, dust devils
by joecoolthefool December 22, 2014
The knuckleheads that go to IHOP late at night and get into arguments and fights with staff and other guests. It almost seems as if eating takes a back seat to creating drama. IHOP, Waffle House, pancakes, waffles, Waffle House warriors, fights, punch, drama, punches and pancakes, fistfights and flapjacks
Every Friday night, the same IHOP idiots come out and fight and argue so the rest of us can't eat in peace. I hate it, but I also love the drama.
by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016
Women who gravitate to men who are celebrities, rich athletes, CEOs or heads of state. They differ from baller babes in that they consider themselves classier and may be professionals themselves, but make no mistake, they are just as thirsty for rich men as the baller babes. baller babes, rich, wealthy, baller, ballin out, rapper rich, businessman, CEO, escort
I see the new CEO didn't stay single for long. He's got a new money honey on his arm looking to become the next Mrs. Jones.
by joecoolthefool December 06, 2015
A guy pretends to hug a woman, but secretly tries to touch her breast or butt in the process. cop a feel, sexual assault, groping, frotteurism, touchy feely, fondle, butt, breast, Me Too, Times Up
by joecoolthefool September 02, 2018
A person who constantly interrupts you to correct your grammar, to inform you that something you said was wrong or to add detail to something that you are saying. Even if the correction is accurate or improves what your story, it's frustrating as heck. correction, correct, autocorrect, interrupt, annoying, iphone, smartphone, talk-over, talkover, last word
My brother is the ultimate autocorrector. Every time I try to tell a story, he constantly interrupts me to add unnecessary details to the story.
by joecoolthefool March 22, 2016
A super tight-fitting outfit a person wears when their clothes are too small and they haven't had a chance to buy new ones. It also applies to an overweight person trying to wear tight clothes to look sexy, but doesn't have the body for it. Sausage has a tight casing around it. heavy duty booty, curvy and pervy, big and sexy, overweight, obese, husky, heavy-set, clothing, outfit, suit, shirt, pants, shorts, dress, blouse, skirt
Did you see that guy in the hallway, he was wearing a sausage ensemble. Iam shocked he could move, I bet if he tries to walk his thighs may start a fire.
by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016