joe schmo's definitions

blurkey

when a fat black cat curls her front paws up under her body while her back is rounded, causing her to resemble a turkey.
The act of blurkifying.

Salem sleeps on the back of the sofa all blurkified.

by joe schmo July 11, 2004

Cal-f

(n) A muscle in the human body; Behind the shin

Jake Klein said that Steve McNair injured his Cal-f

by joe schmo February 12, 2004

srihari

1)An extremely addictive drug that makes you fly
2)Whale Bait
3)One who spends his time frolciking in snow
4)One who sells and buys horses for a living

I'm gonna go take a Srihari shot after class. Wanta come?

by joe schmo November 22, 2004

jersey princess

A Woman from new jersey, who's parents are wealthy, who comes to other states and can't figure out how to pump her own gas

Damn... Danielle and Janelle are such jersey princesses, they can't even reinflate a tire...

by Joe Schmo February 7, 2004

confabulate

a gross sounding word meaning to talk casually

kelly and i confabulated in the hallway after class.

by joe schmo May 5, 2005

zipper heads

derogitory term for anyone of asian decent

lets go torch those zipper heads
-full metal jacket

by joe schmo May 10, 2004

Cheesy Pizzle

A fat whore who has sex for money but suprises you last minute when her vagina is dirty and unclean

Though i enjoy rummaging street corners for sluts, i have quit my search due to my fear of cheesy pizzles.

by Joe Schmo July 6, 2004