joe 's definitions

Spruce

Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.

Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.

by Joe February 14, 2004

turkey-sub

it is a fat kid that wont stop eating and his name is kieron sullivan

god your fat turk

by joe February 17, 2004

wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

by joe February 18, 2004

troll beaver

*Correction to the original definition.*

Refering to a short women's unshaven, dirty, unkept, disgusting vagina.

She flashed me that nasty ass troll beaver under the table, and I wanted to puke and rip my eyes out.

by Joe February 19, 2004

tps reports

Pointless busy-work assigned to you by your boss, often a list of completed goals.

Reffered to in the movie "Office Space", when Peter Gibbons's boss lectures him on the 'proper way to file TPS reports'.

by Joe February 20, 2004

Snipe Hunt

Much like Cow Tipping, it is an errand into the woods to search for small fictional birds called snipes, but with more of the intent of ditching one's younger, more naive victim than finding snipes.

Hey kiddies, want to go snipe hunting?? You catch one by holding your flashlight very still on a single spot!

by Joe February 20, 2004

picudo

A Mexican word for a gangsta (cholo) wanna-be, usually younger, a junior high student, who thinks he's all that.

Mire el picudo, ese. Se cree muy muy.

Look at that wanna-be, he thinks he's all that.

by Joe February 20, 2004