joe 's definitions

fagasexual

1. A person who is married and says he is not gay but really
2. A Flaringly gay individual.

1.kobe bryant is a fagasexual.
2. Elton John is a fagasexual.

by Joe December 23, 2002

gomar

1.A stupid camal jockey living in America (noun)
2. Someone who foces their friends to do stupid things while he watches
see dumbass (noun)
3.Gomaring- to be stupid beyond all reason (adv)
4.Gomared- to do something unreasonably stupid for stupidities sake (verb)

example: Mr. Majd tells his friends, "five dollars to the man who can break his leg!" His friends believe him and begin to hurt themselves. Frosty breaks his leg and asks for his five dollars but the Gomar doesnt give it to him. Frosty yells, "goddamn you Gomar!"

by Joe June 28, 2004

haggisneeb

a scottish neeb

Jamie Manson is such a haggisneeb

by Joe September 29, 2003

get your piece wet

to engage in vaginal copulation from the male's perspective

you may have christened the guest bedroom, but, did you get your piece wet?

by joe November 29, 2004

fucker

A complete asswipe with no reason to live

You cock suckin, titty suckin, asshole of a dick lickin, peter puffin, ball licker, anal fuckin, cranberry asshole of a shit eatin fucker, Go to fuckin hell, bi-otch

by joe January 26, 2004

Whitey

Decribing the condition of someone who has smoked too much weed and feels ill/ has a white face/ is physically sick.

Did you see kevin last night? he smoked far too much and chucked a proper whitey!

by joe June 17, 2004

porcupiner

A very strong and painful orgasm, which feels like sharp objects are piercing your genitals.

"Stop! You're gonna give me a porcupiner!"

by JOE July 26, 2004