nose tampon

Rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one's nose.
My nose wouldn't stop bleeding so I made a nose tampon and shoved it up there.
by Joe April 02, 2005
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penis

its a wiener
by joe June 25, 2004
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Karl Rove

by Joe November 30, 2004
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Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.
"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.
by Joe December 26, 2005
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anoral

Getting fellatio after performing anal sex
I anoraled that girl
by joe December 29, 2004
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Psyloufinated

The guy who is wasted not able to walk or talk...Wicked Wasted
by Joe September 05, 2003
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eminem

A talented rapper...but a hypocrite. He speaks out against the war (killing innocents), and then raps about killing his mother with a chainsaw, shooting anyone who "steps up", and strangling women off in a parking lot while not caring if its dark or not....One of two things is occuring; either he has multiple personalities, or he is extreme simply to sell records...I vote for the second. He also preached this year about civic duty (ie voting)...he is 32 and voted for the first time this year...Im 21 and Ive voted 2 times...He needs to stick to rap and stop commenting on things that matter because he looks like a fool. He is a good rapper, thats it...a good rapper...not a college professor or a politician...just a rapper (probably the best is some invidual opinions)...
by Joe October 16, 2006
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