joe 's definitions

hog

short for Warthog in the game Halo

Joe-getsho hog here quick mofo I got the flag and I need a ride!!!!!!!!!

by Joe January 19, 2005

POLACK

Despite the ignorant (polish are stupid) misconception Polacks are one of the smartest nationalities in the world.

I know many intelligent polacks. Many have advanced degrees.

by joe February 27, 2005

carpet licker

A lesbo dat likes to lick pussy.

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?

by joe April 23, 2003

Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 8, 2004

Facetron

A: A machine with which to cut gems

B:A robotic face

A: I just faceted my diamond on this here facetron.

B:OH MY GOD FACETRON HAS COME TO CONSUME US ALL WITH HIS VEANGEFUL, FLAMING TEETH!

by Joe December 11, 2003

crayston

Gheyboy, biggest gimp this side of leeds. went out with a millom bird

crayston fucks hunt

by joe April 20, 2004

farter

one who expels gas from their arse.

Todd is such a farter! He never holds them in

by Joe August 5, 2004