joe 's definitions

To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 16, 2005

rock ho

slang - crack whore

Man yo sista be nuthin but a damn rock-ho

by Joe September 1, 2003

Hack-A-Shaq

to intentionally foul Shaquille O'Neil near the basket, sending him to the free throw line where he will probably miss one or more free throws

At this stage in the fourth quarter, New York has enough fouls to give and may begin to employ the Hack-A-Shaq

by joe November 5, 2004

sausage

an Italian man's massive cock

I got a big Italian sausage.

by Joe February 11, 2003

felching

the action of sucking the juice from someones ass.

by Joe April 12, 2003

Wadded Beef'd

The act of making an urbandictionary.com definition for something so obscure only 4 people know what it is.

Wadded Beef: we call our friend evan "evanlady" and decided to make it official = evanlady tee heee heee
Guy: What the hell is an evanlady.
Guy2: We just got beef'd

by joe February 20, 2005

Dumb Dumb

A person with long brown hair, or bright white hair; usually named Kyle

Kyle is a dumb dumb

by Joe December 8, 2003