joe's definitions

BANK

Meets all the requirements to have sex with, Usually used for females but can use for males.
Originated from: you can bet the bank that I would "do" her.

I'd take her right to the BANK!

She's BANKABLE.

(a hot girl walkes by and you nod to your buddy and say; "BANK"

by joe March 23, 2003

yack

The puddle left after a vile gut wrenching vomit session.

Joe was really sick and yacked all over the floor.

by Joe May 13, 2005

Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.

not needed

by joe April 1, 2004

j/k

Just Kidding

Your a noob you dam tker, and I am not j/k'n.

by Joe January 8, 2004

Chex Mex

A nickname given to an italian who looks mexican who also may carry the traits of being tall having a spic-stash clumsy, bad luck, clumsy, weak and unathletic.

that kid adam looks like a Chex Mex

by Joe February 12, 2005

skoch (also skoche)

1) A short period of time

2) To move slightly, to adjust

Wait a skoch, okay?

Let me just skoch it a little

by Joe June 2, 2004

bivins

1. a KoC loser that gets rejected by every single school that he applied to
2. an interjection popularized by edna katz used to convey anger

1. hey did u hear bivins got rejected by montco
2. BIVINS!

by joe March 31, 2004