joe's definitions

monkey bath

a bath which is a bit too hot

getting into the bath one day i found it a bit too hot and screamed "ooh ohh ahh ahh" like a monkey

by joe September 14, 2003

deck

to beat someone up, or to attack someone, knocking them to the ground.

Mike just decked Albert. I think he broke his arm.

by Joe February 11, 2003

Bateman'd

to have your debate partner ditch you at the last minute for someone else

Mike was Bateman'd at Haverford

by Joe October 18, 2004

smacktard

Most often seen in and around the PC game Battlefield 1942. A term used by gamers
to describe a player who has no regard for
the game's code of ethics. There exists a
hint of irony in labelling one as a smacktard in that the person who used the term is broadcasting that they take a video game seriously and get mad over trivial and nonconsequential matters

Joe, why did you just crash into my tank with an airplane? Smacktards like you ruin the whole gaming experience.

by Joe July 11, 2004

assramer

some who likes to ram ass

Hey you assramers lets go to my place

by Joe October 28, 2003

goost

1) Totally cool

2) Good at everything

1) That movie was goost! it was the most exciting film in a while

2) Johnny is goost. He is the star of the baseball team, and he gets straight As, and the ladies love him.

by Joe February 11, 2003

Food Sack

Joe-slang for stomach

That sandwitch feels good in my food sack

by Joe December 4, 2003