joe's definitions

pown

A misspelling of the word "PWN" which is a misspelling of "own". To beat someone's ass in any way.

"You got powned!"
"Uh, its spelled PWN, so you just PWNed yourself! PWNED!"

by Joe September 7, 2003

leprotext

A Really big bit of text.

"Just Read This Breif Comment..."
"BREIF? This is fucking leprotext, mate!"

by Joe March 29, 2005

Bad Dipping Strategy

The act of accidentally dipping tempura in wasabi, or sushi in tempura sauce when eating a japanese meal. May be applicable for other cuisine.

Aww fuck, I just BDS'd.

by Joe December 16, 2004

internet tough guy

Someone who constantly talks about how bad and "hardcore" they are over the connected phone lines called the internet. These people usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. They also like to troll areas in chat and forums that contain such topics as: Martial Arts, Boxing, Fighting, Excercise, Weight Lifting, Wrestling etc. so they can compete with other lifeless internet whores for the sole purpose of determining who is the biggest nerd of them all. These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700. Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".

muscleman1596732: i bet joo wont say that to my face!
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111

by Joe August 30, 2004

George W. Bush

most ignorant president the United States of America has ever "voted" into office.

if bush gets reelected, i'm moving to canada.
bush is such a dumbshit i cannot believe he properly knows how to breath in his sleep.

by Joe November 25, 2006

porn

Does the body good.

Go fuck a porn star.

by joe April 23, 2003

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003