jockass's definitions

Credit crunch

A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.

'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.

by Jockass March 18, 2009

Quetror

To kill someone with butterfly and shove them up a drainpipe.

'You should quetror that dickheid'.

by Jockass March 14, 2009

CA

Choadaholics anonymous is an organization for women addicted to sucking choads.

'You're a serious addict'.
'I swear i'm going to see CA'.

by Jockass March 14, 2009