jobflobadobYob's definitions

Toilet suppressor

A small amount of toilet paper floating just above the waters surface so when one needs to Bomb Korea it doesn't make a loud splashing noise.

"I had to take a dump and I didn't want anyone to here me so I used a toilet suppressor".

by jobflobadobYob November 10, 2010

Good cop/Mentally disabled cop

A police interrogation method similar to good cop/bad cop except it replaces the Bad cop with a mentally disabled cop.

that's it... we will have to use Good cop/Mentally disabled cop on him.

by jobflobadobYob November 1, 2010

Robert Palmer

An annoying douche-bag who's music is terrible so he puts hot chicks in them to get peoples attention.

if you ever watch a music channel like VH1 and a Robert Palmer video comes on, make sure you change the channel as soon as possible. large doses of Robert palmer have been known to turn regular people into gays, and gays into French people.

by jobflobadobYob November 23, 2010

Snag roll

an Australian slang for sausage roll although no Australians use this word.........yet..

guy walks into a shop: Chuck us a snag roll will ya mate

confused shopkeeper: errr........what?

guy: what are ya fuckin deaf....get me a sausage roll before i snap ya

by jobflobadobYob October 12, 2010

Eilf

Acronym meaning Ewok id like to fuck

guy 1: dam that's one hot Ewok

guy 2: Dude that's a Eilf

by jobflobadobYob December 2, 2010

Movie talker

1. that irritating guy who talks really loud while others are trying to watch a movie.

2. people who commonly talk about movies and television programs because they haven't done anything interesting in there life.

1. i wish that movie talker would shut the fuck up so the rest of us could enjoy the movie.

2. OMG all he does is talk about movies

by jobflobadobYob October 12, 2010

like whore

when someone likes everything on facebook to get attention. they constantly spam your news feed with all the stupid pages they like. they also like everyone's status to get even more attention.

like whores piss me off

by jobflobadobYob December 3, 2010