jo jo's definitions

filthdirtblurt

prosaic rumination on the saline marinity of the female oubliette

fo shizzle my nizzle i aint gonna eat dat filthdirtblurt

by Jo Jo June 5, 2003

besiktas

Turkish soccer club from Istanbul. One of Turkey's so-called "big three," along with Galatasaray and Fenerbahce.

Pronounced Beh-sheek-tash.

The Besiktas fans all brought kebab knives to the match

by jo jo December 1, 2004

jelly doughnut

Cum'n in a chicks mouth, then slapping her in the face making her bleed. When she spits out the "love juice" it looks like the filling of a jelly doughnur

Dude, I gave her a "jelly doughnut"

by jo jo April 5, 2003

Southern Baptist

The most hypocrtical and narrow minded religion in the United States, and possibly the world. Not only is it bad enough they are Protestant, they bash everyone who is not of their church and condemn everybody to hell, including Gays, non Christians, and even other Christians like Roman Catholics and Greek/Russian Orthodox members. They are in company with the likes of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson--they are the epitome of hypocrisy.

Jerry Falwell said 9/11 was America's fault because of gays.

by Jo Jo February 3, 2005

Thijs

An unbelievably hot dutch person.

OMG! You are hot, but you're not Thijs.

by Jo Jo September 9, 2004

fu

shortened version of "fu manchu" , refering to a specific type of moustache that is gay.

that guy has a fu.

by jo jo February 21, 2003

Rel'ay

To imply disbelief or distrust. Not taking one serious. Also known as "really," but pronounced rel-a...which gives it that extra sarcasm.

Rel'ay...you're actually the president.

by Jo Jo November 10, 2003