jo's definitions

Ripe Banana

N- An erect penis covered in shit, usually due to being inserted within an anus.

He fucked me so hard up my bum, and then pulled out a ripe banana. I guess I should've told him I had to shit.

by Jo June 22, 2003

Munt

abbreviated version of munter, a more extreme version of minger. A highly unattractive person, in both looks and a boring personality

my blind date last night was a complete munter, it sure was heavy going.

by jo December 28, 2003

pozzing

When someone gets off on trying to get aids.

I was pretty grossed out when I heard about pozzing

by Jo July 21, 2003

native

belonging to a particular place by birth

He is native to Connecticut.
..translates to..
He was born in Ct.

by jo March 11, 2004

gimmeonesec

Famous quote used by GaryB. GaryB says this when he's too busy to really listen, so he uses it to let the other person he'll help them out soon. What he really doesn't know is, the other person knows he's bull shittin'.

Other person: GaryB, can you help me, it's urgent.
GaryB: gimmeonesec

by Jo May 10, 2005

war

When one organisation attempts to enforce their will on others.

War is the locomotive of history. -Marx

by Jo February 1, 2003

bio engineer

To prepare the creamiest, thickest milkshake ever made. Can only be done by someone with a biology degree.

Get him to bio engineer me a milkshake

by Jo March 12, 2004