Ripe Banana

N- An erect penis covered in shit, usually due to being inserted within an anus.

He fucked me so hard up my bum, and then pulled out a ripe banana. I guess I should've told him I had to shit.

by Jo June 22, 2003

neo Nazi

The Nazis of today who are usually fans of Hitler. They mostly believe that Jews/homosexuals/coloured people who aren't white/Muslims/all religions are retarded and that the world would be a better place with just Aryans.

They must be stopped. No one realises that they are getting bigger and stronger than ever, and if their plans aren't abolished soon, we might well be heading for another, more crueller, World War 2 (the European war, I mean). Need I say more...?

David Irving. Ask about him in any history class and you'll get a lot of dark, dark looks.

by Jo February 23, 2005

The Kev

Well what can I say? legend comes to mind lol. Hes a really nice guy - a great friend and a fab boyfriend :P lol. when hes around you cant help but smile, he makes you feel on top of the world whenever you feel down, and is sexy to boot

wooo happy xmas kev!

by Jo December 08, 2004

gothics

a person with a particular lifestyle preference relating to nocturnal, dark. and occasionally satanic subjects, who express it through their fashion. Not to be mistaken for an emo kid who has black hair and a black tshirt on.

The Goths baa'd like sheep, from the herd 3 feet over.

by jo September 11, 2003

twee

the act of being very very small.

I'll catch up with you in a twee bit

by Jo December 02, 2004

norfolk

The home of the Largest Navy base in the world, and the reason Va Beach even Exists

Norfolk, Va, the heart of Hampton Roads

by Jo December 10, 2004

hypocrisy

1. (n) The state of being a hypicrite.

2. (n) One who pretends to be religious, smart, honest, loyal, noteworthy, sympathetic, kind, etc. without actually being so.

3. (adj) being or being associated with a hypocrite.

All hypocrates are sentanced to spend the rest of eternity in hell for their evil contradicting ways.

Hypocracy is the root of all evil in politics.

by Jo November 22, 2003