jlowe1964's definitions

premature ejacusend

When you accidently press the send button before you've finished typing the full message. Can occur while texting or email.

Guy 1: "Oh, man I just texted my girlfiiend that "I'd love to have a b"

Guy 2: "What?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't get to finish the sentence cause I accidently had a premature ejacusend. I was going to tell her I'd love to have a beer with her. "

by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010

stormented

Someone (or animal) that is severly tormented by storms.

My poor dog hid under the bed whining during the entire storm. Poor guy was stormented by the lightning.

by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010

spandalized

When your eyes have been damaged (i.e. vandalized) by looking at a large woman who has no business wearing spandex shorts.

Dude 1: "Dude, look at that woman eating fried butter, wearing her spandex shorts."

Dude 2: "Oh, Nooooooooooo, I've been spandalized."

by jlowe1964 October 16, 2009

twitterbitter

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.

I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.

by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009

cherishsumable

A knicknack that you cherish for a few days and then throw away guilt free like a consumable.

Teachers receive a lot of useless cherishsumables at Christmas time from their students.

"I had to ewww and awww over this cherishsumable when I opened it from my student, but in my mind I really was thinking 'What in the world am I going to do with this little piece of junk?'"

by jlowe1964 August 18, 2009

momtra

A phrase quoted incessantly (like a mantra) by your mom.

I wish I had a dime for every time my maternal unit used this momtra on me, "Daughter, choices have consequences."

by jlowe1964 April 10, 2010

unshopping

The act of first, filling up your grocery cart, but then upon deciding that you could get the items cheaper elsewhere you put all the items back where they belong, thus emptying your cart.

Scene: Girls shopping in grocery store together with 10 or less items in their cart.

Girl one: "Girlfriend, I don't think I have enough money for these things in our cart."

Girl two: "You're right, we could get these same things cheaper at one of those 'one-stop-shopping' stores."
Girl one: "Let's do some unshopping here and head off to Walmart."

by jlowe1964 October 10, 2009