status quo

The shittiest fuckin rock band ever. tehy're about 90 and should hang up their guitars and stop making cheesy tunes.
Man, thats nearly as shit as status quo!

their entire album back catalogue
by JJ March 10, 2005
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Fo'Dog

A pimp that has a large amount of money.
Wow, look at the fo'dog in that Mercedes!
by JJ February 25, 2003
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spide

characterised by a stupid 'barcode' 'tash, shaved head apart from a fringe, a baseball cap on the very back of the head (the closer the peak is to vertical, the harder they think they are), trackies (usually white or disgustingly flourescent).
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.
those spides outside the offies well need a beating, glue-sniffin bastards.
by jj July 04, 2004
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drobeski

Jack ass. A donkey of a man. Unemployed loser, milking the social welfare programs.
You focking drobeski!

Why didn't you take out the trash? you drobeski!
by JJ February 02, 2005
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befan

African-American Vernacular English (AAVE) for "doing just fine."
Man: "How yo' mama, boy?"
Boy: "She befan..."
by JJ February 18, 2005
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Rock Tumbler

When two or more people get into a garbage bag, close it, and have sex while tumbling down flights of stairs.

Very common in Eastern Asia.
Soon-Kwok Woo and Aika Sekihotai set the world record for "Rock Tumbling" down 65 flights of stairs without stoping. All that was left of them inside the bag was a gooey, oriental mush.
by JJ January 19, 2004
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Kickin it

i was kickin it today wit angie and tony and we were so fuckin baked it was awesome
by JJ November 27, 2004
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