jizzle's definitions

Navid

Not avid.

Im a navid urban dictionary browser.

by jizzle October 27, 2003

realive

1. To make something alive again, to ressurect, to bring something back from the dead
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair

Some people say that Jesus was realived.

After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.

by Jizzle January 12, 2005

mugwash

When your superior makes you wash her/his coffee mug. Derogatory for being someone's bitch.

Dry! You're the mugwash girl today!

Mugwash this! Now! I want it sparkling!

by Jizzle March 27, 2008

bonerection

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

by jizzle February 4, 2004

brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time

(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?

by Jizzle May 23, 2006

piss cake

a small circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. See heavycake

I got so drunk last night that I think I ate the piss cake at the Black Angus!

by Jizzle August 30, 2003

cizzle

coke.. cocaine - a hell of a drug according to Rick James.

after smoking cocaine, me and sara got drips.

by Jizzle May 13, 2005