Definitions by jimmybomm

drunk noodle 

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

drunk noodle by jimmybomm July 13, 2020

I think I'm 

These 3 words put fear in any man or boy who isn't expecting it. They are usually followed up by the word pregnant.

girl: I really enjoyed sex with you a few weeks ago. guy : Me too it was great. girl : I think I'm --------. guy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I think I'm by jimmybomm July 7, 2020

I'm all done 

Children new to going poop on the toilet usually say this. Its usually followed up by "come and wipe me" until their taught how to wipe themselves.

little joey: I'm all done, come and wipe me. mom: Okay I'm coming.

I'm all done by jimmybomm June 27, 2020

cozy canyon

A vagina and/or asshole. Its cozy because its so warm.

I can't wait to put my crank in that hot girls cozy canyon.

cozy canyon by jimmybomm June 23, 2020

ud curse 

The ud curse is when someone is obsessed with making up words to put on urban dictionary. They keep thinking of new words which consumes them 24/7. Its not a bad thing!

Because of the ud curse my brother put on me I carry a pen and paper where ever I go.

ud curse by jimmybomm June 23, 2020

fecal ring 

The ring left behind either on a finger or at the base of a penis from anal fucking.

After all that anal sex, I had to go wash off the fecal ring left behind. It's cool though. I'm not complaining.

fecal ring by jimmybomm June 22, 2020

chronic flatulence 

When someone farts all the time.

Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.

chronic flatulence by jimmybomm June 15, 2020