This was the name of a dildo in the 80's. It was about 8 inches long and as big around as a soup can.
guy 1: Man I worked my girlfriend over with the konga kongie last night. guy 2: Did she like it? guy 1: She sure did.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2020
This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.
girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.
by jimmybomm July 13, 2020
by jimmybomm April 27, 2020
This is when someone wears their covid mask under their chin. They may or may not have their mouth covered but not their nose. Either way this renders the mask useless. It's also called a chin diaper.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been fucking and eating pangolins and bats causing covid 19 we wouldn't have to see people walking around with a chin hammock on.
by jimmybomm January 08, 2021
by jimmybomm October 01, 2020
For some, life before covid was going good. Then the covid 19 virus overtook the world and everyone on the planet had their lives change. No sense in looking back we just have to look forward and work together to help others. There is no separate race, we're all part of "THE HUMAN RACE".
Life before covid is in the past. Lets all just love one another and make the future of world a better place to live. That's what God wants.
by jimmybomm December 03, 2020
by jimmybomm June 24, 2020