jimbo's definitions

Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

by Jimbo December 14, 2004

BMW

Big Mussel Wack

Eat your mussels, you big money waste, love your sister, big monkey women, catch a chic, bitch magnet on wheels, and for the love of god, bite my weener. thanks it was funny! still i love to rat race my 633, Drive!
jimbo

by jimbo January 21, 2004

kurtgt

best AIM screen name ever

KURTGT is the shizzle.

by jimbo October 23, 2003

chinjob

The act of rubbing ones chin vigorously on anothers dirty crack, giving a goatie beard type effect.

Hey Daz, call that a goatie? Looks like you've been giving Jamie a chinjob.

by Jimbo August 27, 2004

Asswater

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

by jimbo July 12, 2003

Yeast powder biscuit

An extremely smelly eye-curling shit

Oh darling did you have to do such a yeast powder biscuit before our friewnds come round?

by Jimbo October 28, 2004

yit

poo which is very yum

this poo is very yum

by jimbo June 10, 2006