jim inman's definitions

stonager

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

Australian basket job

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.

He's the love child of an australian basket job.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

soup coolers

Soup coolers is a reference to the very large lips characteristic of blacks.

Would'ja look at the soup coolers on that ugly mutherfucker?

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

thong sucker

A thong sucker is a sexual deviate or perverse and openly nasty person.

Why would a nice girl like Maggie go out with a thong sucker like him?

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

played

To have sex, to be sexually manipulated by another, jacked-off, spanked, finger fucked, etc. To be played. see also buttpuppet

The girls had all played Maggie individually, but never as a group. It was her fantasy come true. It was the rape she had dreamed of.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

goat whisperer

A cowboy, one who dresses like a cowboy, or a jackass in a 4x4 pick-up, suspected of having sex with animals.

She broke-up with me again, I think she is going out with that goat whisperer,

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

office pinkies

An office pinkey is a world warII term, used by combat marines, to describe (in derrogatory terms) non-combat Marine Corps rear eschelon, office personnel. An office worker with no suntan.

"We got stuck smokin Raleighs while all the office pinkies and redballers had camels."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006