i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore
by jim July 23, 2003
America's highest decoration for valor in combat, awarded by the President. Less than 150 Medal Of Honor recipients are alive today.
by Jim February 27, 2004
by jim March 07, 2004
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
by Jim July 19, 2004
by JiM March 11, 2005
the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!
by jim August 01, 2003