jim's definitions

tacojacked

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

by jim April 24, 2005

iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.

"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology

by Jim January 22, 2005

sweety-dee

general sign that you think something is very good. Used by towny/chav types, often in reference to new nova/corsa parts.

'Baz has just got a new nova, and 'e's just gone and slammed it daaahn to 2 inches!'
'oh, schlick mate, schweety-fuckin'-dee!'

by Jim January 21, 2005

puff-knocker

1.some one who shags puffs
2.some one who beats up puffs

"you puff-knocker"

by jim November 24, 2003

Shambodo

a demon whose purpose is to make you look stupid.

boy: Hey, shambodo, look at that car!
NO ANSWER.
mom: Tommy, there's nobody there -- who are you talking to.
Demon/shambodo: HA! Made another one look stupid!! He he he...

by Jim September 15, 2005

dragon ball z

a great show that is horribly overrated and thus is loved by geeks nerds and small children evrywhere, giving it a very bad reputation amongst other people, when in reality, its a pretty allright show.

"i was watching draqgon ball z and it was awesome"

by jim May 7, 2005

Massapequa

A big rich town where the soccer mom's will ask the Mafia to whack the other team. for everything else look at the first definition, it's perfect

My daughter is on the Massapequa soccer team and she is the best ever!

by Jim March 23, 2005