Definitions by jim

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

tallywacker by JIM November 14, 2003

php 

A server-side scripting language that kicks the living shit out of PERL and A$P.

<?php
$arr = array(
"1" => "PERL sucks",
"2" => "ASP sucks"
);

print_r($arr);
?>

php by Jim November 12, 2003

Shivam 

A dumb-ass kid who wears his shorts and sandels in the winter.

Why is Shivam wearing his shorts when it is 20 degrees below out?

Shivam by Jim November 11, 2003

retarditude 

One who is not actually retarded, but has the attitude of a retard because they don't have a functioning reproductive organ and their FUPA is gigando.

Suck my wanger, retarditudes.

retarditude by Jim November 10, 2003

H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B

A combination of a number of STDs or sexually transmitted diseases. A dirty bitch to stay away from.

That skank has H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B

H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B by Jim November 10, 2003

frobnitz 

Any widget used in computer hardware (baically the geek's synonym for "thingamajig" or "whatzit".

Stick that frobnitz in that mainframe over there.

frobnitz by Jim November 6, 2003

to the tune of 

To perform a physical act upon someone of something in time to a music tune

He dance around him to the tune of "stuck in the middle of you" before slicing the guy's ear off

to the tune of by Jim November 1, 2003