jim's definitions

SLAVOMACEDONIAN

The ethnicity and language of the Slavic people of the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Not to be confused with the geographical area of Macedonia in Greece, Bulgaria and Albania. The Macedonians were an ancient Hellenistic tribe who spoke a Greek dialect. The Slavic residence of FYROM also speak a Slavomacedonian dialect which is linguisticly branched off the Bulgarian language and is closely related to Bulgarian. A clear definition is needed for these people as not to get confused with the other three countries that also incorporate the geographical region of Macedonia.

My name is Goran and my mother tounge is Slavomacedonian, we are Slavomacedonians who are descended from the the Slavic invasions of Northern Greece in 700 AD, and we have nothing to do with the Hellenistic king of Phiilip and his son Alexander who were from the Greek kingdom of Macedonia, we came 1000 years after Alexander the great and his conquests which spread Greek culture throughout the known world.

by Jim February 7, 2005

yam

The male gonads of any species

My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam

by Jim August 2, 2003

tox

Ausforums username of the most respected user that also has the largest penis in the community.

Tox-rox-ur-box-in-his-sox-he-wears-jox-u-sux-cox!

by jim August 27, 2003

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

by Jim July 14, 2003

herfus

an extreamly hariy anus.

he has a herfus.

by jim October 29, 2003

blockbuster

A very big event, especially multiple sex acts with a hot chick

I got four trojans and a sixer, going to my girls - gonna make it a blockbuster night!

by jim October 3, 2003

queff

when air goes in and out of the pussy when having sex,making a fart noise

We were doing doggy when she queffed.

by jim May 9, 2004