Definitions by jim

smellify 

To make something smell, usually making something smell horribly.

"My suitemate is a fat waste of life who keeps smellifying the bathroom. I hope he dies"

smellify by jim May 12, 2004

queff 

when air goes in and out of the pussy when having sex,making a fart noise

We were doing doggy when she queffed.

queff by jim May 9, 2004

salsa stick 

a hispanic dick,cock,pork,prick etc..

Look a those hispanic hombres with those massive salsa sticks

salsa stick by jim April 30, 2004

thats the worst 

something being bad

John Miksza is the worst.

thats the worst by jim April 30, 2004

the Excuse me gene 

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.

"Excuse me that is my wife."

the Excuse me gene by jim April 30, 2004

salsa stick 

a hispanic cock

Look at those mean hispanic hombres with the massive salsa sticks.

salsa stick by jim April 30, 2004

jizzphobia 

the fear of semen

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia

jizzphobia by Jim April 23, 2004