jim's definitions

goosoi

sykotic team drinker

fausted in heineken

by jim February 7, 2004

deaf jockey

Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.

That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.

Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.

That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.

They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.

by Jim April 14, 2005

merr

merr is used as a cover-up.

She takes pot (is the mistake to cover it up we use Merr.) Yea She Takes pot like this... Merr!

by Jim July 18, 2006

debogeek

A person who shouldn't be a geek, but is anyway.

Miss Hamilton is such a debogeek, cuz she likes rednecks and country "music".

by Jim May 1, 2005

Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

by Jim November 25, 2004

swivel

To fix something.

Im going to swivel the car.

by Jim January 1, 2004

kupo

Only word in the language of the moogles.

May I borrow a cup of kupo? I will return it kupo, kupo.

by Jim July 22, 2003