Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!
by Jim July 19, 2004
when you are fucking a bitch in the ass and then pull out just before you blow your load and give her a quick jab to the ribs making her ass pirk up in the air which make her resemble a little pink bunny.
by jim February 25, 2005
Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.
Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.
by Jim May 24, 2006
When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face
by Jim April 11, 2004
state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often associated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.
by jim February 03, 2005
by Jim August 02, 2003
by Jim August 02, 2003